So I was walking out of Ralph’s one day and I saw these kids trying to sell these cookies and I was like yeah, I’ll take them all. So I bought hundreds and hundreds of boxes. I didn’t realise how many boxes I was going to have. I had a car full of them. I didn’t know what to do so I started just like throwing them out the window to people on the street.

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
you know what constantly blew my mind as a child
in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror
like
how does the camera not show up in the mirror
actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out
“the world’s not ready for that joke” i say as i delete a post with zero notes

For those who enjoy drinking and good television, check out our Parks and Recreation drinking game. Best played with some Beer-yonce Knowles, some Jay-Zima and, of course, a whipped cream chaser.
Edit: Thanks to everyone for sharing this around and since this seems to be fairly popular, maybe you’ll be interested in our other drinking games for Arrested Development, Portlandia and Freaks and Geeks, so check them out if you feel so inclined.